For those of you who are unaware, I work at a children's afterschool program, and as we all know, kids says the darndest things, hence the following. I was walking around, making sure no one was killing each other, when I stumbled across Skyler, a 9 year old girl. She was pretending to be talking on the telephone, and I overheard her say: "I'm only wearing a thong." Uh huh...
P.S.: Anyone find it ironic that I'm helping a friend of a friend of mine, go out with some chick, when I can't even find anyone to date myself?