1/ How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
2/ If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
3/ Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
4/ Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
5/ Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
6/ Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
7/ What did cured ham actually have?
8/ How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
9/ Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
10/ If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
11/ If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
12/ Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
13/ Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
14/ How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
15/ Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
16/ If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
17/ Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
