Monday, December 31, 2007

flux.




So....two thousand and seven has a measly 1,430 minutes left before it wheezes its last breath and is erased from our memories. Typically, at the end of every calendar year people tend to make empty promises to themselves in the hopes that they'll follow through with them and improve their lives. Sometimes people even tell others these promises, in an effort to force themselves into keeping them. So, without further ado I will give you my own resolutions for two thousand and eight. I only have 2, one of which is a vague and abstract choice, while the other is not.

1. To finally become the person I wish to become.
2. From a financial standpoint, to actually use my gym membership I pay for each month. It costs $20 per visit if you are a guest, and therefore I need to go at least 3 times a month in order to break even. Therefore, I need to make sure I go at least once a week, or 4 times a month, in order for it to represent a savings and not the become the financial loss it's turned into. I'm not talking about a resolution centred around "more exercise" or "loosing those pounds" but one that revolves around no longer taking a monetary hit because of something I don't use.

As for my final, music related thought of 2007? The song "Flux" by Bloc Party is one damn good song.

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

i want it that way.

So for those of you who creep me online, I thought I should let you know that I deleted my last.fm account and re-signed up with the proper spelling of paper_planes. Yeah, I'm that anal that it kept annoying me to the point where action needed to be taken. So now you'll have to wait like a week or so before you get to spy on my listening habits. Sorry.

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

back in your head.

Happy birthday, Jesus.

(Sorry your party's so lame)

Friday, December 21, 2007

consolation prizes.

So 2007 is wrapping up, thank God.
It's been....... interesting, to say the least.
From some of my highest highs, to dirt scraping and unbearable lows. From finding comfort in the tried and true, to being thrown into the new and mysterious. 2007, it's been fun but it's time for you to move along.

I finally finished my finals earlier this week. I feel like I was the very last person on the planet still writing, sheesh. I've only gotten one mark back, and based on the marks I received throughout the course and what my overall grade was, I would have gotten 87% on the final... so A-. I don't know how I managed to do that. We'll see how I did in my other classes.

Changing topics, since 2007 is coming to an end I thought I'd compile a list of my favourite songs of the year. And no, neither Gimme More nor Girlfriend were it.

1. Umbrella - Rihanna feat. Jay-Z: Yeah. This seems a little random, but I think it was my favourite song of the year.
2. Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne: Hahahahaha. No comment.
3. Be Good (RAC Mix) - Tokyo Police Club: This is the song that started my obsession with TPC and I think it's nothing short of incredible.
4. The Con - Tegan and Sara: Man, this song was like a breath of fresh air after being in a smoke filled room when I first heard it.
5. Paper Planes - M.I.A.: Boyz was really annoying at first listen, but when heard in the context of Kala, I can tolerate it. However, among some sweet tracks like Jimmy and Bamboo Banga, Paper Planes was the stand-out on Kala.
6. No Cars Go - Arcade Fire: The break down at the 3 minute mark in this song is unbelievable.
7. 1234 - Feist: I thought "My Moon My Man" was good, but when The Reminder came out and I heard this song it was love at first listen.
8. Elevator Love Letter - Stars: This song is really old, but it came to me in a time of need.
9. Gimme More - Britney Spears: Need I try to explain this?
10. Dance Floor Anthem - Good Charlotte: Ewwwww, Good Charlotte. I know. But the bridge at 2:28 is musical ecstasy.

Other shout-outs include: Gatheration by Lady Sovereign, D.A.N.C.E. by Justice, Ruby by Kaiser Chiefs, LDN by Lily Allen, I Still Remember by Bloc Party, The Heinrich Maneuver by Interpol, Good Life by Kanye West and T-Pain, The Way I Are by Timbaland, and Give It a Night by Bella.

Monday, December 17, 2007

my moon my man.

So in a word? Broken Social Scene were unbelievable. To put it into perspective they opened up with Cause = Time. They didn't play my 2 favourites (KC Accidental & Fire Eye'd Boy), but I won't hold it against them since they didn't have their entire collective with them. Seriously. I can't even describe how amazing they were. I also got a sweet BSS shirt afterwards.

In other words, I still have one more exam tomorrow (sick). I just want to be finished already.

I also thought I'd copy and paste the following that I saw on a Facebook group, for obvious reasons.


Servers are people too.

Servers are people too! The next time you're out eating at a restaurant, look at your server. Do you think they are really happy to be doing that job? The answer is no, they are not, but it's what we do, and we do it for the money so please help them out. Its a tougher job than you think and you should pay them accordingly!

There are SO many people out there flooding the restaurants w/o any knowledge of how to behave or tip. Here is a short guide for the general public to follow. Feel free to print out and store in your wallet and/or purse.

1. CHILDREN "THE LITTLE DEVILS":
If you have children, DO NOT let them, open and dump anything on the table (ie; salt, sugar, etc). IF YOU DO, you must leave an extra $5 for the server to clean up YOUR CHILD'S mess & to restock the now unusable wasted items. We are neither their babysitter nor their parent. The least you can do is pay us for the extra work. Also make sure you control your kids and don't let them scream or run around the restaurant. It's very distracting not to mention dangerous if they get ran over by a server with hot food in their hands.

2. "THE CAMPERS":
If you feel the necessity to stay for longer than 15 minutes after you pay, its an extra $3 every 30 minutes. We make our money from the tables. If you are in one and we can't seat it, we don't make money.

3. "THE VERBAL TIP":
Telling a server they are the best server they've ever had is NOT a tip. If we are good, let us know by leaving us more money. We cant pay our bills on compliments. Its not that we don't appreciate the praise, its just that if you say that and then leave a shitty tip it's an insult.

4. THE SALVATION PAMPHLETS:
Prayer cards and any other religious pamphlet is NOT a tip. Jesus doesn't pay the bills!! It is insulting that you assume we are w/o religion and must save us. Again, like ..3, we cant pay bills w/prayer cards. We'd go to church on Sundays if it wasn't mandatory to work on Sundays because EVERYONE who goes to church follows it by eating out.

5. TIPPING:
It's not 1960. 18% is the MINIMUM amount of what you should be tipping your servers. We'll break it down for you....just look at the tax line and multiply by 2-3, this gives you your minimum tip amount. Remember, our companies pay us minimum wage. And we are taxed on 10 percent of your meal automatically anyway. So if your meal is $100 and you leave $10 and we tip out $4-5 to the busser, then $4-5 to the bartender, and whoever else then we pay tax on 10 dollars and we make $5. It seems small but it adds up. How many times do you eat out per week and do this?

6. THE COMPLAINERS:
If you get a discount because of your food was prepared wrong or you just feel like being an asshole, don't take it out of our tip. We didn't cook it. The cooks get paid hourly regardless if the food sucks. However, we only make what you give us.

7. THE LATE ONES:
If you come into the restaurant 10 mins before closing or any time near closing hurry up and order your food and get the fuck out. No better yet....don't come in AT ALL. I'd rather not have the 5 extra dollars you're going to leave on your $60 check. Thanks anyway... Closed means closed, not social hour. What no one seems to realize is that if customers are there, we are there no matter how late they stay. We recommend 24 hour establishments such as Dennys if you wish to sit into the wee hours of the night.

8. THE GREET:
When we come up to the table to greet you and we ask how you are doing please let us know. If you are in a bad mood we want to know that we are going to have to deal with your attitude the entire time. A confused stare or complete silence does not suffice as a reply to "How are you doing?". Also stop interrupting our greeting and say "I want coffee", "Can we get some bread?", or "What are the soups?" But please there is no need for life stories...we aren't telling you ours are we?

9. THOSE DAMN CELL PHONES:
Seriously! Get off your fuckin phone...This is probably the rudest thing to do. If you must be on your cell, at least keep your voice down in respect for other customers. If you are on your cell phone when we walk up to greet your table we will walk away and not return until you get off your phone. All we ask is MAYBE two minutes of your time. So get off your phone. If you want to be rude to the guest with you, by all means, go right ahead.

10. THE IMPATIENT ONES:
Ahh yes... If a server comes to bring out your drinks and she/he is juggling about 5 things don't ask "Are we going to get some bread???". Do you not see their hands are full, does it look like you are going to get some bread at that moment. Clearly you will get bread, but unless the server can magically make bread appear, your question is ridiculous. Some people at your table might want their drink first, so thats what I'm bringing right now.

11. THE ONES WHO RUN YOUR ASS OFF:
If a server comes to your table and asks "is there anything else I can get for you?" I want you to tell me everything you need. Don't ask for one item, have me go and get it and on returning ask me for something else...and then keep doing it. Think of EVERYTHING you will need to make you happy and tell me ALL AT ONE TIME. We do have brains and can remember things... and last time we checked you aren't the only people in the restaurant, we have other tables that need us, and can't spend all night running back and forth.

12. SELF-SEATING:
Once again...it is not 1960, and most restaurants are not on a "seat yourself" policy. Don't just assume that the area near the bar is a place where you can sit yourself down wherever you want. There is actually a reason hosts put you where they do. Hosts try to rotate tables, ensuring that each server gets the same amount of tables, and also so that servers do not get three tables all at once. This helps guarantee you get the best service possible. Therefore don't ask to sit somewhere else once a host has brought you to a certain table either....RUDE. If you are unsure about the restaurant's policy and there is someone standing at the door staring at you when you walk in, you can bet that's a host and they will inform you. Waffle House is the only place it is acceptable to sit at a table still left dirty from the party seated there before...and please feel free to go there.

13. ORDER TAKING:
When the server comes by to take your order, don't say that you are ready if you really aren't. Although it may seem fun to keep your server standing at your table for endless amounts of time while you actually decide what you want, there are once again other tables and other things that need to be done.

14. ASKING TO SEE THE MANAGER:
If your food sucks and you ask to see the manager don't make us sound like incompotent assholes. We bust our asses to make you happy, we dont cook your food so please STOP taking it out on us.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

take me to the riot.

I believe I may have a slight obsession with Canadian indie bands. When you consider some of my top favourite bands, the vast majority are all Canadian: Tegan and Sara, Tokyo Police Club, Broken Social Scene, New Pornographers, Stars, The Stills and The Arcade Fire.

Hmmmmm.

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

elevator love letter.

Life is passing me by.

See it? There it goes. Don't worry, I waved to it. Unfortunately, I don't think it noticed me.